"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
Dessa - Blowout 9 (part 1)